Geek Fight Clubs

Syndicated_Death said:
I see where you're coming from. but by the same token it's part of tapping into that primal nature we all have. part of shedding that aggression we would actually like to apply to the people we work with some times. I think most of us know how easy it is to die, but if you win it teaches the very valuable lesson of what it is to live as well.oh oh I almost forgot the adrenaline and lots of it.
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Run around a state park naked if you want to tap a primal side of yourself. Shag squirrels and steal their nuts for that ultimate rage.

Getting hit by a pillow case filled with tin cans and rock salt is stupid.
 
Methadras said:
Who would you go after? Any particular people or users? Just curious.
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Me? Nah, just people willing to really have fun with it. It is no fun doing this stuff with unwilling participants. Hell, I love you guys, I'd feel bad if something were to happen to someone.

cygnus_x_1 said:
thats pretty wild. :eek: would like to try it at least once, Steve just let me know what day you are there so i skip that day :p
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You can be my partner on tag-team day, problem solved ;)
 
What an asinine display of foolishness. If you don't take fighting seriously you end up like that stupid fuck who got his face cracked.

One must be resolved to dispatch their opponent with peerless execution. Immediately cease the existence of any threat with brutal force. Do not gamble your life.
 
Eh nvm, saw the video, that shit is fucking stupid. None of them know what they're doing and they're all fat and out of shape.

Boooo.
 
I used to box when I was young and stupid but I know better now. These guys are morons, plain and simple. One wrong blow and you could be dead, or worse, spend the rest of your life in prison because you killed someone in once of these illegal fights.
 
Steve said:
I know for a fact Kyle would be down with this kinda stuff...he's just plain mean :D His ass is in the gym most of the week anyhow, he'd be good at this.

On the other hand, I might be giggly and smiles all the time but I would definitely be up for geek fight club. I would only have ONE requirement and that would be pads and protection....for my opponents.... cause I want to hit people [H]ard. :eek:

jezuz, I'm getting worked up just posting about it ;)
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So, when is it opening in Dallas?
 
milkweg said:
I used to box when I was young and stupid but I know better now. These guys are morons, plain and simple. One wrong blow and you could be dead, or worse, spend the rest of your life in prison because you killed someone in once of these illegal fights.
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Wussy. What else do you want, our balls? Is a psycological thing, not a logicall one, what part didn't you got there?
 
The only conclussion I can get out after watching this is that we're pretty much screwed and out of balance. To much "sociological" plunder and you turn into a lameass wuss. This is just a reaction to all that, not a solution.
 
Na, Not for me. I don't fight fair. I like to stomp fingers, bite, throw sand in the eyes... I don't like to lose. It only takes seven pounds of pressure to rip off someone's ear. Just grab the top and yank straight down. You know those old wrestling getups? They look goofy, but they keep you from losing an ear, or getting cauliflower ear if they grab the bottom and not the top. I'm all about maximum damage in minimal time. I hate fighting and I don't have much practice at it. My intention is to do as little of it as possible. I think the last time I did was in middle school. It's just stupid, you will get hurt, even if you win. And fighting with rules is even dumber. I mean, these guys could punch a lacrosse mask at home. It tells me they need a better hobby.
 
I'm for a fight club where everyone has to wear those sumo suits. Much more fun. Sumo suit rage!!!
 
Would do? More like have...nothing like this though. I can understands the mask to a degree (IT professionals with black eyes and a busted lip every month?) but the weapons are just dumb. The dulled knifes for one totally pushes me off, thats just...not right, I suppose. If they lost the weapons (save for the ammusing KB fight every now and then) I'd totally be for it, but the handsbags filled with lead and the chairs and cookie sheets are just stupid. I think these guys watched too much pro-wrestling. I support the ideas behind it, but not the execution.

Fight clubs aren't something everyone can understand. Its a way to release the most primal and manliest of urges, a way to release anger and to bond with those you fight with, its also a hell of a way to get you ready for a real fight if you even need to engage in one.* Having done it from a younger age up until recently I completely understand *why* its done, and understand why others veiw it as stupid and pointless. That said, these guys are hardly a prime example of a fight club. Its like showing the ignorant public a gaming machine with an X1650Pro.

*I'm sure people will go "Bawww ur dum learn MMA or a karate" when they see this, but after personally seeing a 3-time Judo champion knocked clean the fuck out with a tire iron, I'd laugh at anyone who thinks a little bit of timed, pre-meditated poses can truely stop a brute from ruining your shit...unless you're Bas Rutten, then again he'd be the one with the tire iron. :p
 
WhyYouLoveMe said:
I thought the most disturbing part in the piece is when the reporter feels the need to point out that it's legal. Why would that even be a question? Who would think this is illegal? Makes me sad. :( If dudes wanna beat the crap out of each other in someone's garage that question shouldn't even come up.
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These days you could be considered a terrorist and whisked off to some remote location by black helicopters never to been seen or heard from again...
 
Methadras said:
Jesus, SCA'ers are the nerdiest of nerds. LARP'ers are even worse.
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SCA'rs aren't that bad down south, up north we refer to them as 'period nazis'. Reminds me of an old joke...what do you call an SCA'r from Texas when he moves up north? King.

LARP's bad, and some of those other ones are even worse. A buddy invited me to go fight at a LARP event and I broke one of their arms.

I felt real bad about it, but it only take one guy throwing powder in your face to royally tick you off.

"Magic Dust!" Yeah right. Let me do something magical to your face.

Finally, it's sad to see a 350 pound man hop out of a bush and say "I snuck up on you, I was in a tree, you're powerless against my attack."

Chubby man, please. I followed the twix wrappers to the bush and I bet you can't even climb a tree.

Damn Larpers.
 
The only thing the video proves is that not a single one of those guys is getting laid. I release all my primal urges by conquering a juicy piece of pussy.
 
i call shens. prank made up to get on espn. toilet seats? "the keyboard represents everything we hate". give me a fucking break.
 
I wish there was a fight club near me. I would do it. I know exactly where there coming from. Most nerds are absolute pussys like my step dad. I cant even get him to lick a 9 volt battery because it hurts him to much.
 
"Most nerds are absolute pussys"

That's true at my work also. They remind me of the nerds in the Alltel commercial.
 
Rediculous. Hand to hand combat is useless in this day and age anyway.

I'd rather hone my groupings at the firing range. Quickdrawing a 3" group at 7 yards at .45 is what I am working on.
 
Chombo said:
Hand to hand combat is useless in this day and age anyway.
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You think that until you're walking through Chicago and suddenly get jumped by a handful of Latin Kings who beat your ass so bad you can't move and steal everything on you...including the gun you didn't even have time to draw.
 
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