Introducing The iToilet

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Yes, we’ve seen computer / toilet mods before. Yes, we’ve seen better toilet-PC mods. But, for some reason, I am compelled to share these mods with you whenever I find them. This one gets bonus points for looking like a Mac.

What happens when a normal person finds a toilet along a street? Most probably he wouldn't even notice it and for sure he wouldn't pick it up...and bring it home...BUT that's what insane Apple addicted nerdz would do.
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The apple logo needs to be in the bowl itself so I can actually take a crap on them.
 
Now only if it had mac hardware in it, then you wouldn't mind taking a poop on it :)
 
Be nice if there was a pic of steve jobs on the bottom of the bowl. Taking a dump would be so pleasurable.

Then again the toilet would probably have some sort of audio module in it wth steve jobs voice ranting about how the dump would be so much more amazing if it was thinner. :eek:
 
Yes, we’ve seen computer / toilet mods before. Yes, we’ve seen better toilet-PC mods. But, for some reason, I am compelled to share these mods with you whenever I find them. This one gets bonus points for looking like a Mac.
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Funny guy eh? I LOL'ed at work and my boss had to shush me...
 
I wonder what kind of temps he gets with that water cooling.....


Sorry I couldn't resist. XD
 
vengence said:
I wonder what kind of temps he gets with that water cooling.....


Sorry I couldn't resist. XD
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Depends what type of watercooling confguration he's using. Direct plumbing, Flushing technique, Still water technique, or the Golden shower cooling. :)
 
Just don't get drunk and forget what's in it in the dark! hopefully it ain't a 1k watt psu.
 
Where's the comparison showing which toilet bowl tank drop-in cools temps better? 2000 flushes? Vanish? Clorox? does color matter? :D
 
Can't get to the full story at work, but- no one else thinks it's gross that they used some toilet they found lying around?

I mean... years worth of ... *shudder*. I'M JUST SAYIN'!
 
So funny, yet so utterly disgusting at the same time. This takes dumpster diving to an entirely new level.

I hope the guy's smart enough to put a big "don't shit here!" sign on it when people come over... It sure does look like it's in an actual bathroom. The cord should be a dead giveaway, but well some people these days aren't playing with a full deck if you know what I mean.

I would have to LMFAOx10 if the suits in Cupertino actually did C&D the guy. It's obviously a mockery of the usual Apple campaigns, and not meant to be serious... Fox/MadTV didn't get sued over that skit now did they?

/excuses himself to go take an iCrap.
 
XamediX said:
Funny guy eh? I LOL'ed at work and my boss had to shush me...
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Your kidding.

When my assistant laughs at her desk I come over, I want to see what's funny. She has a sarcastic, mildy twisted sense of humor. She finds the best stuff. :D

 
Ockie said:
Now only if it had mac hardware in it, then you wouldn't mind taking a poop on it :)
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Yea I noticed that too.

Anyway you have to wonder about the person that finds a toilet on the side of the road or where and decides to take it home with them.
 
i guess cleaning out the dust is the least of their problems...

so you went offline last night and didnt come back... what happened?

Enchilada night....
 
they should've put the screen in the flush system... then i'd buy one... not ;)
 
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