Duke Nukem Forever Video Tomorrow

WHAT THE HECK!!???? ITS NOT APRIL FOOLS DAY IS IT????!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!


I DO NOT BELIEVE THIS!!



CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!!!
 
.........i dont know what to say...... This is....unexpected....

maybe....just maybe....
 
After just splooging on myself, I came to my senses and logged into the forums. Now this game I am buying no matter what. Duke Nukem is why I play first person shooter. It was my first FPS ever. I have noooo problem being a fanboy with this game. However if it does suck, Imma still play it to the end but I sure as hell won't defend it.

3d Realms you already have my heart, here's my money too, ahead of time.

lol @ noobs

sometimes i think people forget about how epic the sidescrollers were

my childhood is shooting running chickens and soda cans and bundles of dynamite in my basement on the fam's packard bell 486DX w/ 4MB ram with tears for fears playing on the SHARP cd player in the background
 
Wow.... I am definitely buying it when it is released. So far I have completed ALL the Duke Nukem games ever released.

I spent untold hours on the original side scroller ones. Man that brings back memories.

Hehe, I can even faintly hear the sound effects as I type.
 
Oh. My. God.

Could it be that after ten years that we might actually see this game on shelves within the next year? Can't wait for the teaser, trailers and demo to follow, wrapping up with the final game DVD in my hands. I just hope it was worth the glacially epic wait.

*shoots a stern look at George Broussard*
 
Im guessing by the looks of him its the Doom3 engine. Anyone else have any guesses what engine it is? If so this should be good news, as anyone with a semi-modern computer should be able to run it well.......that is if it comes out this time.

Im in a dilemma, I do want this game to come out and I will buy it the first day, but on the other hand the 10+ year joke is going to come to a end. The joke being, that it took freakin forever for this game to come out and its always fun cracking a Duke Nukem: Forever here or there in a game release date conversation.
 
LOL @ the reciept pic that fantastic... ive been waiting for this game since i hit puberty so it had better deliver soon......
 
K they got this down....


now someone go make freespace 3. lickety split.

need to convince someone to make a new mmorpg versions of decent and mechwarrior :D... i bet it happens if DNF ever hits shelves..
 
lol @ noobs

sometimes i think people forget about how epic the sidescrollers were

my childhood is shooting running chickens and soda cans and bundles of dynamite in my basement on the fam's packard bell 486DX w/ 4MB ram with tears for fears playing on the SHARP cd player in the background

QFT

But... you're making me feel old.

Now gather 'round youngins... Back in our time, we had well-known side-scrollers like Duke Nukem, Commander Keen (sucked) and didn't have time for all this new fangled Wolfenstein 3D business. We were kickin ass and runnin' outta bubble gum in the snow uphill both ways to and from kickin' Dr. Proton's lilly ass all the way to the moon. Story time's over, now get offa my lawn!!

Seriously now, after the two or three 'we're almost done' PR campaigns, one with the Quake 2 engine, then an E3 extravaganza with the Unreal engine and more PC Gamer press later on, I'm not wetting/crapping/splooging anything until I see 'gone gold.'

now someone go make freespace 3. lickety split.
You know about hard-light.net right? Next best thing (Freespace Open) and tons of TCs/Campaigns.
 
I honestly can't believe people still give a shit about this game. 3drealms has played everyone for fools, they couldn't release a single "meh" game in a decade... of course it will sell well at first (if indeed it comes out) but Duke has been long overplayed and washed out. George is a washed out excentric who is betting his life on a game, has no business sence and probably gets off on the hold he has on these macho geeks who haven't grown up since 96. :rolleyes:
 
lol @ noobs

sometimes i think people forget about how epic the sidescrollers were

my childhood is shooting running chickens and soda cans and bundles of dynamite in my basement on the fam's packard bell 486DX w/ 4MB ram with tears for fears playing on the SHARP cd player in the background

Commander Keen is cruise control for cool.
 
Im guessing by the looks of him its the Doom3 engine. Anyone else have any guesses what engine it is? If so this should be good news, as anyone with a semi-modern computer should be able to run it well.......that is if it comes out this time.

Im in a dilemma, I do want this game to come out and I will buy it the first day, but on the other hand the 10+ year joke is going to come to a end. The joke being, that it took freakin forever for this game to come out and its always fun cracking a Duke Nukem: Forever here or there in a game release date conversation.

I'm guessing it's the PHOTOSHOP engine.
 
The question right now on the minds of anyone under the age of 25 is. Who is Duke Nukem?
 
This really is a moot point. Lets say this is real, and the game is released, so what? The Bible says that the world will come to an end when DNF is released...;)
 
Hmm... I thought they added the 'Forever' to let us know how long it will take to come out.

So if my math is correct, and carry the two, um...

Will we have time to play it? Since there will be no more... we shall cease to be?

:eek:
 
My daughter was born when they started making it, now she's old enough to play it!
 
Im guessing by the looks of him its the Doom3 engine. Anyone else have any guesses what engine it is?

broussard flat out denied rumors last year that they had switched to the D3 engine.. according to him, besides some unreal 2.0 scripts and the editor.. the engine is pretty much home grown.


3drealms has played everyone for fools, they couldn't release a single "meh" game in a decade

i liked prey. it had some pretty graphics, nothing mindblowing mind you.. i really enjoyed the crazy gravity and portal gameplay mechanics, and the weapons had original art direction and were fun to use.. hello acid gun? i realize you were saying that DNF is a "meh" game that has taken literally a decade to produce so far.. but prey was cancelled and off the table completely for a long time, and it got released.. and it was a good game!

i can't believe i'm saying this, because I NEVER SAY THIS EVER, but.. don't be so pessimistic.

Who else feels like we're gonna get rick rolled? :p

HAHAHAHA! and also, i hate you, because now i'm worried about that happening.
 
That is the best news yet. With the current success of fps titles now its an excellent time to get Duke going in my opinion. Fucking awesome !!!
 
I hope they haven't spent all this time trying to make some technical marvel and lost track of what made Duke so good.It was a game with attitude.I don't care if it outdoes Crysis,just make me laugh!
 
I hope they haven't spent all this time trying to make some technical marvel and lost track of what made Duke so good.It was a game with attitude.I don't care if it outdoes Crysis,just make me laugh!


I dont think that will be a problem. :)
 
I have been debating posting this in the hot deals section as a joke but ....

http://www.bestbuy.com/site/olspage...NUKEM&lp=1&type=product&cp=1&id=1149208575530



Best buy actually has a preorder and yes, even a release date. I would take this information with a grain of salt like any other thing you read on the internet. But, hey at least best buy got me a BFG 8800gt for msrp which is definitely earns them a few point's in my book.

I remember about 6 years ago BestBuy had pre-orders for DNF. I wonder if they realed anyone in back then.
 
I've got a trailer of DNF for the PC that was released around 2000 somewhere on one of my backups. I'll have to see if I can find it somewhere and post it, since they're suppose to be releasing another one.
 
Pretty lame; just a video of one still pic, with some music and color changes.
 
Commander Keen is cruise control for cool.

hell yes, who was cracking on commander keen?

those games OWNED.. and if you think they sucked, go through #4 and even #6 (keendreams) again... those games were some of the best sidescrollers ever...

it all started with your basic 4 computer sidescrollers...

commander keen
duke nukem
crystal caves
cosmo's cosmic adventures
 
I could have sworn the coming of DNF was prophesized in the Torah, and if I remember correctly... it ended badly when the 11th commandment was broken, that being, that "Thou shalt not persist on a lie for 10 earth cycles at the risk of eternal damnation."

We're all gonna die! Time to sacrifice the virgins!
 
The question right now on the minds of anyone under the age of 25 is. Who is Duke Nukem?

HAHA, you just made my 27 year old behind feel old again. Thanks.

Duke has what no company has the balls to try, un-parrallelled hype. Hype from being known about for 10+ years and no actual game. Make it a multi-system release(PC, xbox360, ps3) and it will sell great. Just dev it ground up for the PC first and port the PC version to the consoles of course. That way, everyone can enjoy what is Duke Nukem.

I hope they keep sex, pigs, bitches, and grimy humor of the classic original. Graphics can be on Source engine's level for all I care, as long as the gameplay and environment is right on.
 
You know about hard-light.net right? Next best thing (Freespace Open) and tons of TCs/Campaigns.

Yea I know bout FSO and whatnot....I'm just waiting for a retail FS3, even if it's half the FSO guys on the staff. I want something HUGE.
 
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