Half-Life2 vs A single pickle (dill or sweet)

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Is one pickle not enough? Perhaps a closer comparison would've been two pickles simultaneously, one dill and one sweet... I'm sorry if I didn't do a search to see if this comparison hasn't already been discussed a million times...
 
versello said:
How about a big juicy hotdog. Yes. I like hotdogs. MMmm.
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Lets keep this comparison clean Versello. Don't go optimizing the pickles with hotdogs or vice versa. I'm torn, HL2 will have realistic physics and all, but when I throw a pickle at my brother its pretty believable the way it ricochets off of his forehead, turns over in the air, and then bounces to a stop. Then again, pickles can't be used like crowbars. They are much too short and will snap in two if too much force is applied against an object (know from experience).
 
topdragon147 said:
what about cucumbers? can i use that instead of a pickle?
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Thats fine as long as you use an older driverset for HL to keep it fair...
 
I dont like pickles, but I do enjoy relish on my hot dog, anyways...

Half-Life 2 = teh win

A pickle or two even, beit either dill or sweet will go bad, place these in a ring and both will
wait for the other to move, but the pickle does not have the staying power of HL2.
 
True, but I can go snag a pickle in any supermarket right now whereas HL2 has yet to be shipped. So to be fair, I don't think the two can be compared properly till it does...
 
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doh-nut said:
halflife2 doesn't fit up my ass like a pickle does
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Fold it in 2 and watch the edges..... Should fit fine (though I don't know from personal XP, I am just good at spatial relationships.)
 
HL2 is soon to be realesed but over on the inquirer they are reporting that someone hacked Vlasic'c database and stole their Dill source code. i also heard that Nalley is realeasing BB3.0 (Bread&Butter version 3.0) which is supposed to dramtically increase taste sensation for the user. however as most peoples Mouths are only able to process data from BB2.0 this feature is going mostly unappreciated. there may be a driver update soon but, dont get your hopes up as users over the age of 17 will run into hardware limitations and in some cases severe memory corruption. sad tho, there are already hacks out for Vlasics Dill and it hasnt even made it to market yet, watch when it does come out i bet it will be all over bittorrent.
 
Well, a pickle is a good and tasty treat. While HL2 is like a cake in a fancy restaurant, No Touchy.
 
arentol said:
Fold it in 2 and watch the edges..... Should fit fine (though I don't know from personal XP, I am just good at spatial relationships.)
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and i'll continue this post by contracting from the "you know your a geek when..." thread, when you say experience XP. :D haha jk.
 
The Donut said:
Can we please stop filling this forum with good ol' fasioned bs?

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Maybe once HL2 has been out for a while and everyone here is over it. Although by then the newbs will start asking if we like Quake 4 or UT2k4 better. :)
 
It seems my local pickle shop has been closed down due to lack of supply...

i am just wondering. Will my new pickle jar be able to handle the requirments of the new pickle-life2???
 
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