Recent content by Mayson

For the dwarf one, just have the tallest dwarf say the color of the hat in front of him. You're guaranteed to save every dwarf but one at the minimum.

I sort of felt the same way when I saw it. Not 'cause I'm a bitter old man (I am), but because I like a little more meat nowadays when it comes to my games. Just pointing and clicking to make things go boom isn't enough anymore. I like my games to feel more like an interactive movie/book...

Aaaannnnd.... I probably should have read the comments better before I posted. Now, which button flips the forum over and makes me cry like a little girl?

I love the real world physics.... That way, when I lose at monopoly, I can still flip the board over and run out of the room crying like a little girl.

Why does it look like that robot is giving me the finger? FUCK YOU! I'm a robot!

I liked the scrolling too, but only the parts that were blue.

I want to study how violent crime leads to games being made. It makes just as much sense.

I can't wait to put my dong on something like that some day.

I didn't have any idea what "Webcam child sex tourism" was. I was like, "when will people learn to think of the webcam children and stop sending them on sex tours?"

I get the windows 8 hate. I got a new desktop at work and I imaged it with windows 8.1 just 'cause it was available and I wanted to give it a try; it's different. I had to spend a big chunk of the day making some of the programs we use work with 8.1 and it feels a bit awkward still even...

That's not exactly true. My mom works at JC Penny. What people really wanted was their every day low price and coupons. Since they went back, customers keep telling her that they liked the old cheap stuff. As for their change in image, she told me that it seemed like they were just...

You know, I don't know why I liked that, but I did. I was disappointed that there wasn't any gameplay footage, but for some reason it grabbed my attention and made me want to watch the rest of the video to see what was gonna happen.

They had me at nudity.

From the looks of the computer in this article, it looks like he wishes he had hardware that would run Windows 95: http://www.kotaku.com.au/2013/03/own-the-mouse-that-kim-jong-un-wants-to-destroy-the-world-with/ I'd be more likely to believe a story that their launch was delayed by a faulty...

You know it's not true. If he really invented a time machine we wouldn't be speaking English we'd all be speakinisdofnsdfnio...... PRAISE ALLAAHH!!