l88bastard
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I need to get the kids out of school - then I can be that guy. Actually, Cinci is closer.
You know what was funny. I get to the Duluth Microcenter, park, go in, immediately have the greeter up my ass, hand him my paperwork....all the while I am expecting them to tell me its not in stock, was a clerical error, etc, etc....he walks me over to the internet order checkout, where the 12 year old cashier boy with crackling pre-pubescent voice takes the paperwork and goes to the back to fetch the monitor......they are back there rummaging for a good five minutes, I can hear him talking to another employee....more rummaging noise.....and I am thinking of course here we fucking go.....but NOPE.....they both pop out carrying it together!
And as he is ringing it up, I am thinking man I hope my CC doesn't fuck me over here cause I just bought a LG 77 C1 + 7.1 surround sound and last thing I need is to get hit with CC freeze over non-typical purchases...especially after that drive......so my mind is turning that over.....and the cashier boy says to me.
"Sir would you like to buy the product protection plan?"
Me, NO.
"But sir, I highly recommend the protection plan. Let me tell you sir, I have THIS EXACT monitor right here *pats PG32UQX box* for the last six months and last week its power pack went out and I was so thankful that I had the protection plan. You would be wise to add that plan sir, that is all I am saying!"
ME, Are you Dah JESUS?
"The Jesus sir?
ME, Yes DAH YEEZUSSS, ARE YOU HIM?
"Uhhhh...*looking very confused and uncomfortable* uhhhhh no sir....
ME: Ok then...well do you work for Asus?'
"Uhhhh no sir"
ME....Well than that is FRICKIN AMAZING that you have had this exact monitor for SIX MONTHS since its a brand new model just released yesterday! So unless your Dah YEzzus and God Beamed it down to you, or asus let ya test drive it...I would say your full of shit!
Cashier boy, gulps hard and proceeded to fishing checking me out without any hiccups!
I wish he was dahhhh YEEEBUZZZ :-(