Microsoft Sues North Korean Hacking Group

[HAL_404]

I wonder if they use Windows 10?

https://www.cnn.com/2019/12/30/tech/microsoft-hackers-lawsuit-north-korea/index.html

 

[Master_shake_]

microsoft will win by default, lets face it no one is going to show up to defend themselves. but their lawsuit is fucking pointless.

next lawsuit will be against that nigerian prince with no one to give money to.

 

[ManofGod]

microsoft will win by default, lets face it no one is going to show up to defend themselves. but their lawsuit is fucking pointless.

next lawsuit will be against that nigerian prince with no one to give money to.

I wish I were joking but, I think it depends entirely on what the North Korean dictator determines to do with his subjects.

 

[Dark12]

I wish I were joking but, I think it depends entirely on what the North Korean dictator determines to do with his subjects.

He will proclaim them heroes and tell the people of North Korea that they succeeded in toppling the United States’ most prolific and advanced computer organization of all time.

 

[ManofGod]

He will proclaim them heroes and tell the people of North Korea that they succeeded in toppling the United States’ most prolific and advanced computer organization of all time.

Oh, he may but, that does not mean he will treat them well.

 

[1_rick]

Unless the North Korean hacking group belonged to Microsoft Sue, there's an extra apostrophe in the title.

 

[clockdogg]

Yes, Microsoft Sue. She is the militant version of Cortana - barks commands at users - if they fail to comply... there's a virtual gulag where everyday is Windows update day

 

[HAL_404]

Unless the North Korean hacking group belonged to Microsoft Sue, there's an extra apostrophe in the title.

ok, ok ... very funny

 

[HockeyJon]

Good luck collecting on that. Some lawyer at Microsoft must be getting paid by the hour and needed something to bill more time.

 

[odditory]

He will proclaim them heroes and tell the people of North Korea that they succeeded in toppling the United States’ most prolific and advanced computer organization of all time.

Can't tell if you're talking about Kim Jong or the Fanta Menace - never really know who's day it is to shit on the U.S.

 

[N4CR]

Best Korea will win by not being subject to jurisdiction.

 

[tangoseal]

microsoft will win by default, lets face it no one is going to show up to defend themselves. but their lawsuit is fucking pointless.

next lawsuit will be against that nigerian prince with no one to give money to.

I laughed so hard I slipped a disc. Damn dude haha

 

[Mazzspeed]

In other news, North Korea gives Microsoft...The finger.

 

[$trapped]

Cue Fatboy threatening Redmond with a nuke.