You are welcome to try, keyboard tough guy.
If the car isn't moving, you aren't driving and should be able to do whatever the fuck you want. End of story.
Dude, the definition of driving is literally, operating the vehicle. Is it running with you in it? You are by definition driving...
How could anyone possibly be against driving drunk or high, but completely ok traveling hundreds of yards at ludicrous speeds or sitting still in the middle of a road with hundreds of thousands of pounds of lethal steel rolling past them while being completely oblivious to the world. It's such an unbelievably arrogant sense of security.