Ctrl+Alt+Del Brass Knuckles?

[HardOCP News]

Look, you might think you are a badass but, until you own one of these, you aren't truly a badass. And, just in case you are wondering, this is technically a "statement ring," not a set of brass knuckles. Grab one of these for the next time you need to make a "statement" on someone's forehead.

 

[Ur_Mom]

Even when getting a beat down, I couldn't take someone wearing that seriously. Yea, it'd hurt, but damn. What is this? The Geek Mafia (no relation to the Geek Squad)?

 

[Hades16x]

Wouldn't that leave a eteleD tlA lrtC stamp on someone's forhead?

 

[Merc1138]

Hmm... I guess this brings new meaning to that "if I ever meet you, I'll control-alt-delete you" line from Weird Al's It's all about the pentiums song.

 

[Axehandler]

EPIC FAIL!!!!

that says Ctrl - Alt - Deiete.....

 

[dgz]

what is going on here?

 

[Ordeith]

♫ Play me online, well you know that I'll beat you. If I ever meet you, I'll control-alt-delete you. WHAT! ♫

 

[Kor]

Real men use ctrl-shift-esc

 

[rezerekted]

I programmed ctrl+alt+del to just one key on my keyboard so do not need. I set progs that need admin elevation to require ctrl+alt+del and use it a lot so that is why.

 

[DrLobotomy]

Bow to the Deiete. Offer up your sacrifice.

 

[PeaKr]

Wouldn't that leave a eteleD tlA lrtC stamp on someone's forhead?

Yes major mistake, especially if this is targeted to a nerd/badass?

 

[Prisoner849]

Chinese thug rife.

 

[Twisted Kidney]

EPIC FAIL!!!!

that says Ctrl - Alt - Deiete.....

And it needs to be backwards to work properly. Not only would the owner be a laughing stock as a thug, he would be a laughing stock as a nerd as well.

 

[AceGoober]

Heh, that'll leave a mark that somebody may not want...

 

[SvenBent]

my OCDness cant handle the extra long delete key...

-- edLt --
L'm sorry L mean deiete key

 

[Gideon]

Just remember a few states have made it a felony to own Brass Knuckles.

 

[csgill75]

I remember ctrl +open Apple+ reset from my Apple IIe. Does that still work? The IIe was the last apple computer I've used so.....

 

[Deadly Ramon]

Look, you might think you are a badass but, until you own one of these, you aren't truly a badass. And, just in case you are wondering, this is technically a "statement ring," not a set of brass knuckles. Grab one of these for the next time you need to make a "statement" on someone's forehead.

BUDK sells them as "paperweights."

Brass Paperweight | BUDK.com - Knives & Swords At The Lowest Prices!

 

[Quix]

Just remember a few states have made it a felony to own Brass Knuckles.

They're banned in Canada too as a "Prohibited Weapon", hilariously this fits the legal definition too. Anything metal designed to be worn across the knuckle with a band or bands around the back. And if you think, "no cop will arrest me for this silly novelty", you're wrong they're crazy hardcore about weapons offenses here.

Pretty cool though.

 

[sir-gold]

On my keyboard, both the Ctrl and Alt keys are bigger than the Delete key....

 

[sir-gold]

EPIC FAIL!!!!

that says Ctrl - Alt - Deiete.....


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I thought the same thing at first, but there's actually just a white speck in the 'l'. if you look on his site there is a different angle of the same ring with the same white speck

 

[nutzo]

So this is used to reboot people?

 

[thesmokingman]

So this is used to reboot people?

More like to leave an imprint.

 

[zkostik]

BUDK sells them as "paperweights."

Brass Paperweight | BUDK.com - Knives & Swords At The Lowest Prices!

I'm sure it can be used as one. lol Can't argue with that paperweight.

 

[mnewxcv]

guys guys guys.... It's not backwards.


the beated down looks in the mirror and it reads fine

 

[Zarathustra[H]]

EPIC FAIL!!!!

that says Ctrl - Alt - Deiete.....


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That and the key sizes are reversed. Ctrl and Alt should be large. Del should be small.

 

[bigthoughts]

break you fingers if punch on that

 

[boomboy2k1]

Real men use ctrl-shift-esc

Ah, much better.... thanks for the tip.

 

[CreatedTheMultiverse]

Command-Option-Esc
.

 

[BravO)))]

Good ole task manager.

 

[verbatim81973]

That and the key sizes are reversed. Ctrl and Alt should be large. Del should be small.

lol, they really screwed that up.

 

[Zarathustra[H]]

lol, they really screwed that up.

Funny idea for a novelty item.

Poor execution.

 

[Raxiel]

So I guess this is for those times you have a PEBKAC error and you need to turn it off and on again?