The Large Hadron Collider Is Being Used As A Stargate

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At no point in your rambling, incoherent article were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on the internet is now dumber for having read this.

In this way, CERN is being used as a stargate so that human scientists will be able to go to and from currently unknown, perhaps very hostile, non-physical worlds and dimensions located and currently unseen, outside our physical universe.
 
It sounds like the author wrote this while having a stroke, it's totally crazy to the point of being nearly totally impossible to understand what he's trying to get at.
 
Quix said:
It sounds like the author wrote this while having a stroke, it's totally crazy to the point of being nearly totally impossible to understand what he's trying to get at.
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That's why I awarded him no points, may God have mercy on his soul. :D
 
Shiva's_statue_at_CERN_engaging_in_the_Nataraja_dance.jpg


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shiva

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29t-p0YIhCc

Just sayin...
 
See, TV makes you nuts.
If he hadnt seen stargate...
The only solution is to ban TVs.
 
This guy is mashing together a lot of conspiracy theories.

Problem is, the truth is sometimes lost in the garbage.

Some of the stuff going on at CERN... really is just about this weird and stands on its own without any help from this guy. I don't recommend reading up on it unless you like losing sleep.
 
Read title, thought Sculelos, expected Megalith, got Steve.

I'm exhausted.
 
Actually the world already ended when they identified the Higgs Boson back in 2012.
We just haven't noticed it just due to the time dilation effects of being so close to the black hole that was created.
 
Well.............I will give props to him if this becomes a science fiction novel. LOL
 
This is crazy talk, everyone knows they're using it to create kerr black holes for use in time travel (Steins;Gate). :rolleyes:
 
But i thought the Jewish Anti-Christ was to exit the particle accelerator on the 23rd.

Oh another one i found that September 14th begins the Year of Lucifer the particle accelerator.

There is also a belief that the movie the happening will actually happen on the 23rd... The one where the trees dumped a neurotoxin that caused mass suicides...

About CERN i will remind you all has already been in operation and was down over the summer for maintenance before resuming experiments if it was ever going to end the world it was the first time it was turned on...
 
Lunas said:
But i thought the Jewish Anti-Christ was to exit the particle accelerator on the 23rd.

Oh another one i found that September 14th begins the Year of Lucifer the particle accelerator.

There is also a belief that the movie the happening will actually happen on the 23rd... The one where the trees dumped a neurotoxin that caused mass suicides...

About CERN i will remind you all has already been in operation and was down over the summer for maintenance before resuming experiments if it was ever going to end the world it was the first time it was turned on...
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Doh forgot to finish the one about the particle accelerator opening the abyss and Lucifer will crawl out on the 23rd.
 
Fitting. I'm watching Stargate on Amazon right now while I'm working.

Fun times.
 
If Stargate Hadron will send me to a planet of gorgeous, sex-starved women who worship men as living gods, I'll sign up for the ride today! :D
 
Tyler-Durden said:
If Stargate Hadron will send me to a planet of gorgeous, sex-starved women who worship men as living gods, I'll sign up for the ride today! :D
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You should go watch the Korean movie. " A tale of Legendary Libido " :D
 
Someone is off their meds. Lots of big juicy horse pill sized meds.

My favorite part is:

Within CERN, large bunches of molecular particles are accelerated to 99.9 percent of the speed of light, eventually colliding head on, which releases unbelievable energy, heat and many dangerous things such as worm holes, dark (anti) matter and black holes.

(Quoted for review and satirical purposes)

Replace Molecular particles with "agave" energy with "juice" heat with "fermenting" and lastly holes with "outs" and this might make sense.

Of course this all might be due to drinking enough to swallow the worm whole.
 
Was all happy preparing for a night out (being payday and all) and Steve had to drop the “we are all going to die” and “Lucifer is coming for my soul” post! Gezz………..
 
Didn't the earth get turned into strangelet earth by CERN a little while ago?

Strangelet earth don't give a fuck.
 
On the other hand, we have 20 days left to tell the boss to get screwed, go clubbing, get drunk, do coke and bang hookers! Oh sorry guys, guess I should have said: “relive the 80’s”
 
Yeah, then it was swallowed by micro black holes, then the anti-christ came out of it holding a corndog, and about 8 million lost socks also appeared. It's been busy.
 
Supposedly the rapture is getting another go on Oct 7th which oddly enough is also weds...
 
Earlier, (...) the scientists almost lost control of CERN, as it destroyed the physical matter of the molecular particles inside its collider tubes
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it destroyed the physical matter of the molecular particles
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FUCK!

NO WAY!

:p
 
If everyone disappear, would anyome even notice?

We have more pressing issues
 
michalrz said:
If everyone disappear, would anyome even notice?

We have more pressing issues
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A long time ago, I wasn't, and then all of a sudden I was. If was to suddenly stop wasing, I probably wouldn't notice a thing. After all, when I wasn't, I never noticed a thing.
 
Would you even know if it's you who is or who is being been by that which is?
 
Stewart? Have you been drinking the metaboquil again?
 
Oh well, who knows what is. We'll know if the sun is in over 8 minutes from now.
 
Within the first few sentences this douchebag manages to reference the bible, a bunch of youtube clips and Hollywood apocalyptic movies.

L
O
L

musta taken the shot bus and hockey helmet to school
 
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