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I found the perfect chair for your $10k desk!
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The Stig chair is equipped with two fast connect tube lines that are universal for every Stig, one for Nitrogen out gassing, and the larger for unprocessed minced raw Pork.
The Stig chair is equipped with two fast connect tube lines that are universal for every Stig, one for Nitrogen out gassing, and the larger for unprocessed minced raw Pork.
As Veraseri Designs debut into high performance Sport luxury furniture. The Stig Chair is specifically designed for the home, office, and travel charging of your personal Stig. Stig farms do not offer this penultimate piece in convenience and safety in the care and maintenance of your personal Stig. The Stig chair is equipped with two fast connect tube lines that are universal for every Stig, one for Nitrogen out gassing, and the larger for unprocessed minced raw Pork. The seating device also features push-rod suspension as not to jar your Stig during transportation and charging, an event that could prove explosive. Stigs from a Stig farm are vulnerable during the period of charging and outgassing, fluid and gas levels inside the Stig change and can become unstable and potentially explosive. The seating unit is as well prepared for such an event in the very rare case that your Stig for some reason explodes.
I think it was inspired by The Stig from the BBC show Top Gear. Hence the off the wall, vaguely car based nonsense in the description. You really have to watch the show to really understand. Still weird marketing though.
Some say, This chair is gay...
I want it for the minced pork,Yum
Doesn't swivel, thus, I'd rather have my $50 "deal of the day" "leather" chair that's so beat it's got holes in the seat...
No pun intended, but you know this based on first hand knowledge?
Doesn't swivel, thus, I'd rather have my $50 "deal of the day" "leather" chair that's so beat it's got holes in the seat...
Takes one to know one....and when he saw it he was all like "heyyyyyyyy! how you doin?"
I want it for the minced pork,Yum
Some say, This chair is gay...
No pun intended, but you know this based on first hand knowledge?
Takes one to know one....and when he saw it he was all like "heyyyyyyyy! how you doin?"
Doesn't swivel, thus, I'd rather have my $50 "deal of the day" "leather" chair that's so beat it's got holes in the seat...
Yeah, those holes kinda look like glory holes... for your spine.
Screw that, I prefer full-body rape, via H.R. Giger, thank you very much.
I think we'd like to see someone test that out?resists 9mm small arms fire
Yeah, those holes kinda look like glory holes... for your spine.
Screw that, I prefer full-body rape, via H.R. Giger, thank you very much.
WTF?
Looks uncomfortable as hell.
Yeah that's what I was thinking.