Kanye West Is Hiring Tech People

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According to Kanye West's Twitter account, he is hiring people like you for his new company. Oh yeah, he is also working on this (sshhh, no one tell him multi-display technology has been around for years).

I am assembling a team of architects, graphic designers, directors musicians, producers, AnRs, writers, publicist, social media experts, app guys, managers, car designers, clothing designers, DJs, video game designers, publishers, tech guys, lawyers, bankers, nutritionist ...
 
IM SURE HE IS SAVVY ENOUGH TO BREAK INTO THE TECH GADGET SECTOR.

His momma shoulda choked him.
 
I didn't know they needed tech people in the ocean (cause he's a gay fish).
 
Kanye, I'm really happy for you, and imma let you finish, but......
 
Nvidia, I'm really happy for you, and imma let you finish, but my Kanyeye-finity is mo'betta than yours.
 
I'd work for Mr.West.

he be like what was dat issue.

I be like da cmos was clogging your tcp/ip and causing a protocol rift with the internets.

He be like dam dawg I hate when that all be like happening what it gona take to be fix

I be like 1.32 million

He be like true dat be a cheap fix.

I be like Plug the monitor back in and pocket 1.32 million.
 
It doesn't matter what he makes, stupid people now days buy ANYTHING as long as it has a famous name on it or someone mentions the brand in a song.

Most of us here buy stuff because we do research and determine what is best for our needs or what gives us the best bang-for-buck while Kanye West's target demographic are basically a large number of tools that just eat up over-priced products with a popular name on them regardless of what it actually does.

Basically:
-We go to the internet, research, spend some time thinking about our purchase.
-They hear something in a song or read in a magazine that Kanye West is selling some stupid-expensive thing and because it's Kanye and it's expensive then it must be something they need.
 
I'd work for Mr.West.

he be like what was dat issue.

I be like da cmos was clogging your tcp/ip and causing a protocol rift with the internets.

He be like dam dawg I hate when that all be like happening what it gona take to be fix

I be like 1.32 million

He be like true dat be a cheap fix.

I be like Plug the monitor back in and pocket 1.32 million.
Exactly, heh. If I wasn't employed I could see it being a good job to take until his venture fell through because I doubt he'd understand half of what you said and just shell out money to you.
 
Don't knock Kane's multi-display ideas y'all.

They work just like Eye-Finity, they actually encase you in full field of vision high resolution game play!
They also have a feature where periodically in the middle of a game the screens will black out and Kane West will say: "Now I'm gonna let you finish, but..."

Come to think of it, that is kinda annoying, but hey it's better than what nVidia's got going.
 
As soon as he said "Dr Dre redesigned headphones and made more impact off of one product", he lost any credibility. (Beats headphones are overpriced garbage.)

He's just throwing shit against the wall and seeing what sticks. ...everyone has ideas. It's about putting a viable business plan together that sustains profitibility. Kanye would be better off just sticking to product endorsements and making crappy speeches.
 
I just cannot believe that almost 6 million people follow that dipshit on Twitter.
 
if this is supposed to be some kind of full field vision, wheres the rest of the swimmer?
 
Pfft if I was paid well i'd do this crap, though i've never heard any of his songs... The only reason i've really heard of him was because he does stupid crap all the time.

I imagine that if you had 5 consecutive platinum albums you'd get media coverage too.

That means around 1 out of 7000 people in the world care! :p
 
Wow, the hate is strong in here. SMH... there is a whole world out there away from your computer screen and TMZ reports.

But wtf is he going to do with a team like that? Damn near a Noah's Ark list of positions.
 
Of course, I forget, [H] is spotted everywhere, just ask Steve.

500,000 isn't thaat many. Probably at least 250,000. When I did a website in 2004ish there were over 50,000 unique IPs. So a vastly more popular site which is promoted in places would definately get 5 times that :p
 
He is an enourmous douche but alot of his songs are really good I'll admit that. And not all that auto tuned crap either, he's been known to put out some genuine shit.
 
He is an enourmous douche but alot of his songs are really good I'll admit that. And not all that auto tuned crap either, he's been known to put out some genuine shit.

The thing about "auto tune" is that when it's done well (i.e. by people who know what the hell they are doing) you can't tell. Pretty much every single recording since forever has been played around with in some way.
 
Look, if Justin Beiber hired on an engineering firm to design koala condoms, would it matter how many albums he sold?

Which had nothing to do with the point of why he gets media attention. All I said was that if you had 5 consecutive platinum albums, you'd get media attention too. Not a West fan myself, just saying.
 
It sounds like an ego fueled business, I think he wants to be a Steve Jobs of some sort. The problem is he knows nothing about this stuff and is totally unqualified to form an effective tech company.
 
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