The Mojo Story - Yes it's true

Dude, quoting thyself no matter how awesome relic is, is strange..
 
Its making me thirsty! I want some mojo. Is this the actual recipe, and if somebody can pm the real recipe, I want to have fun this weekend, as this will be my last weekend free! Shoots!
 
Its making me thirsty! I want some mojo. Is this the actual recipe, and if somebody can pm the real recipe, I want to have fun this weekend, as this will be my last weekend free! Shoots!

im pretty sure that is the actual recipe....try it and let me know!
 
If the Mojo is properly made I would not expect a reply for a while. :eek:
 
Based on some fail on IRC tonight, this thread needs some bumpage.

Fus Ro Dah!
 
Ohh be honest tobit, you just wanted the recipe.
 
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Mojo is some serious jet fuel, its like non dilluted Hop Skip and Go Nekkid.

Hillarious story, definitely deserving of the epic necro thread.
 
Sounds like R-Type has a story to tell us.

Heh, it was just the name of a drink that would show up at parties back in school. Two handles of cheap Vodka, a 30 rack of Busch Light, and a whole container (32 oz maybe) of pink lemonade mix. This then got mixed together in a big plastic storage tote (new) and served like punch. Pretty good actually if you liked sweet drinks, but definitely no Mojo.
 
I think this deserves a good old bump, for all the new guys to end up reading :)
 
Kendrak, who needs a straw.....im sure the group of us in IRC could help you find a way to drink the delicious mojo ...
 
Kendrak, who needs a straw.....im sure the group of us in IRC could help you find a way to drink the delicious mojo ...

With no straw how are you going to get to the stuff that spilled and went under the fridge and stove? Not to mention all the knooks and crannies.

(I just threw up a bit in the back of my mouth)
 
With no straw how are you going to get to the stuff that spilled and went under the fridge and stove? Not to mention all the knooks and crannies.

(I just threw up a bit in the back of my mouth)

Its pretty simple. You learn from your mistakes and don't spill it again. :cool:
 
Greatest computer building story ever told. I remember this from the first time. It's still just as entertaining. The mental imagery is fantastic.
 
Sweet sweet memories

/finishes sipping on Vietnamese Coffee
 
Truly fucking epic. I'm a bit sad I wasn't around here is those days. Relic is a bit like Gandalf isn't he?

"Stanford will need you before the end, [H]orde. The people of F@H will need you. The defenses have to hold."
"Look to my coming, at first light, on the fifth day. At dawn, look to the East."
 
We need to make an epic story sub section... or just stick this in the Guide section ... :D

Mentioned in irc... deserving of a bump.
 
It's definitely time to bump this thread again. A lot of recent postings(won't say which) make me want to make/drink some mojo. I better schedule a month of vacation first. :cool:
 
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