Craigslist Ad of the Day

Oh man, ferrari for hire? I totally want that for my birthday. We'll drive around listening to 80's hair metal all day!
 
haha.. I'd still use it, nothing a little bleach or alcohol wouldn't fix, heh.
 
At least the seller is honest speaking the truth. If it isn't somekind of joke, bashing apple and iphones.
 
working on halsted/chicago as we type.
north side isn't too bad, I live on howard/sheridan (rogers park area)
 
These phones have water sensors in them and will not be honored via warranty and can lock up if the senses senses liquids.

My guess is the guy is selling it to get out of the phone because thee sensors might be tripped.
 
These phones have water sensors in them and will not be honored via warranty and can lock up if the senses senses liquids.

My guess is the guy is selling it to get out of the phone because thee sensors might be tripped.

The sensors are just pieces of special paper that change color if water touches it. The warranty is obviously void but the phone wont lock up if water touches them.

These strips of paper have been used in cell phones for years.

Really sensor is a bad word for what they really are.
 
Anyone need an iPhone? Well, if you live in the Chicago area and you don’t mind the smell of urine, this phone is for you.

At least they are honest? And creepy? and EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

Truth in advertising is alive and well in atleast one person.

Brutal Honest in the add. I guess there will be a NO RETURN policy?

drunken honest bastard.

WHYYYYY STEVE did you mentioned the Urine thing. Good thing I didn't read it and clicked right away....Best laugh of the day so far.

And are you guys actually believing this?
 
I love folks like the iPhone seller or, those who say ewww and gross. It's vastly amusing to me that there are some people who think their lives, health or, self image are somehow affected by the shit (or, piss in this case) that happens on a daily basis. Do they live in such a plastic fantastic world that they just can't bear to own a piece of plastic that fell into the real world?
 
I'd be leery. Anyone who's left a wet diaper in the car in the summer can attest that the residual effect of a little piss goes a long ways. And come on, before you buy the thing, are you gonna do the sniff test? At what level of subtle piss aroma does the ipod qualify as worth of purchasing?
 
Seriously, how did you find this ad? Don't tell me that you searched for urine on Craigslist...
 
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