Donate Sperm To Get An iPhone 6S

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Oh come on, don't act like you wouldn't do this. :D Too bad it's in China.

Several facilities in Shanghai are using Apple's latest iPhone to boost the amount of donations they receive, according to regional-news site Shanghaiist. One such institution is Renji Hospital, which posted an online advertisement that, roughly translated, reads: "No need 'to sell their kidneys,' easily have 6S."
 
I would Totally go jerk it a few times for that. Hell if it was free I might even keep it, it isn't a bad phone. Just not one I'm willing to pay for. I would probably sell it though, would lose to much functionality for me personally. Totally worth it though.
 
Shanghaiist said Renji Hospital is offering $943 (6,000 yuan) for each 17ml (0.57 ounce) sample -- more than enough to cover the $831 cost of a 16GB iPhone 6S and just under the $955 that the 64GB model will fetch on its September 25 release.


Ill....um....be right back...
 
Not just anyone is eligible to donate though, as the facility is after college educated men who are about 5-feet-4-inches tall (165 centimeters), are free of any genetic disorders and are deemed sufficiently fertile
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Are they specifically looking for midgets?

I love the fallacy that college educated sperm is superior to dumb person sperm.
We see many examples of dumb people birthing smart kids.

Just look at Ben Carson's parents.
 
but I'll wack it every 48 days for $900.

I donate too much sperm to tissues and garbage cans. Would be nice to get paid.
 
dr.kevin said:
but I'll wack it every 48 days for $900.

I donate too much sperm to tissues and garbage cans. Would be nice to get paid.
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The trick is to deposit into a mayonnaise jar. Place it in the freezer when not in use, then once the jar's full take it to China. Profit!
 
dr.kevin said:
Are they specifically looking for midgets?

I love the fallacy that college educated sperm is superior to dumb person sperm.
We see many examples of dumb people birthing smart kids.

Just look at Ben Carson's parents.
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So some kid that drank his way through college, is short and likes to watch porn a lot is eligible? hmm

I know way too many people with PhD's that are barely capable of knowing which way to turn to open a glass jar so I wouldn't put everything in the ability to pay for education as the thing to chase after when getting a donor.
 
Well crap..what is with them looking for shorties? I'm nearly 1' taller than that. :confused:
 
That's a lot of skeet. Also, why do the chinese need more sperm. There is nearly 1.5 billion of these people Sterilize yourselves for fucks sake, not donate.
 
I've just about had the Jack of these articles. The authors think they can just Squirt out whatever Dribble that pleases them. They really are just trying to Hand Off a nonsense story and let the title Wipe Up views. They are real Master Baiters, Jerking people around with their flashy titles, it's enough to make you go blind...
 
Won't donate sperm in a world where some woman I helped supposedly anonymously comes asking for child support later on.

And there are plenty of countries it can happen in.
 
Is it bad that that is the first thing I thought of as well?
 
Anyone else think this is a ploy for their government to catalog their people through DNA?
 
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