Big Surprise: Apple Watch Flooded With Dicks

Apple Watch owners like drawing dicks on their watches and then sending the images to other unsuspecting Apple Watch owners. You know, because that's funny.

Apple Watch users are forming ad-hoc social networks to be able to try out the watches' doodle-sharing and heartbeat-sharing functions, both of which require you to know other Apple Watch owners. So, they opt in with a bunch of other cheerful early adopters—and the dick forest erupts.

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The dicks are probably unsolicited.[...]People lie in wait, get someone on the hook, and pow: Dick.

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hilarious that the author felt he needed to hedge on this

The dicks appearing on the Apple Watch aren't actual dick pics,[...]Rather, they're doodles, the same dicks that pop up in any video game with user-generatable content or, heck, in roadside graffiti.

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I don't think I have *ever* seen graffiti dick doodles, which actually strikes me as more odd than if I had now that I think about it

mope54 said:

I don't think I have *ever* seen graffiti dick doodles, which actually strikes me as more odd than if I had now that I think about it

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Do you need someone to draw you a picture

This is what Tim Cook had intended all along.

mope54 said:

I don't think I have *ever* seen graffiti dick doodles, which actually strikes me as more odd than if I had now that I think about it

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There was that one graffiti dicks onto potholes person to draw attention to the potholes to get them fixed.

I don't see why anyone would be surprised.

It's just the average Apple Drones sending out self-portraits.

The first guy to use a smart watch was Dick Tracy.

pgwalsh said:

This is what Tim Cook had intended all along.

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That and sending ball rubs. Surprised they haven't come out with a head band or chin strap.

Paul_Johnson said:

Do you need someone to draw you a picture

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you mean like this guy did

kudos to him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5s-2FZJnEg

A dick for a dick. Sounds fair.

So you spend $600 so you can send random dick doodles to people you barely know?

pgwalsh said:

This is what Tim Cook had intended all along.

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i agree. time cook is a dick, now people are sending each other portraits of him to each other. must be quite the ego boost!

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mope54 said:

I don't think I have *ever* seen graffiti dick doodles, which actually strikes me as more odd than if I had now that I think about it

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The trashy kids drew them everywhere when I was in Jr. High. I've never seen dick grafitti as an adult though. I guess that says something about Apple watch users.

I guess we should just consider them selfies ?

I drew Congressman Boehner on mine. (just kidding I don't have a Apple Watch)