Corsair Announces To The World It Has Big Balls

Damn.
I would actually buy that.
I kept my ball mouse for CounterStrike till the day it died.

That's when I bought my first MX518.
 
wrangler said:
Damn.
I would actually buy that.
I kept my ball mouse for CounterStrike till the day it died.

That's when I bought my first MX518.
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You mean your last MX518.

Still using mine 10 years later. Its survived countless "rage-incidents".
 
Add that to the reasons I buy corsair. Mighty fine balls. The M is for mechanical.
 
I just remember having fabric mousepads and them being a magnet for filth. Then that got stuck on my balls and I had to take my mouse apart regularly to scrub my balls.

I would rather have my hands all over a ball-less optical mouse all day than going back to the 90's with dirty balls.
 
I'm an old skool hipster that still plays on the NES and uses a ball mouse for my Pentium III PC.
 
Wait, I'm confused about just one little thing. I was wondering, what does the "M" stand for?
 
Kinda disappointed they didn't make it with TWO balls. The jokes write themselves.
 
I could see this becoming one of those April Fools jokes that becomes real with a limited run....at least I hope so.
 
Cue Anita Sarkeesian and other feminazis complaining that this is offensive and exclusionary to female gamers.
 
Even as a joke if they did a limited run of this I would snatch one up post haste. I'd call it my "player 2 mouse" for LAN events.
 
Mr Milquetoast said:
Cue Anita Sarkeesian and other feminazis complaining that this is offensive and exclusionary to female gamers.
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Not to start flame war, but I for one appreciate the efforts people have made to bring a level of self-awareness and post 12 year old thought process to gaming, so unless it was intended with in sarcasm, your comment is sexist and belittling. Don't be a douche.
 
tempertantrum said:
Not to start flame war, but I for one appreciate the efforts people have made to bring a level of self-awareness and post 12 year old thought process to gaming, so unless it was intended with in sarcasm, your comment is sexist and belittling. Don't be a douche.
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Your comment is sexist and belittling as well.
 
tempertantrum said:
Not to start flame war, but I for one appreciate the efforts people have made to bring a level of self-awareness and post 12 year old thought process to gaming, so unless it was intended with in sarcasm, your comment is sexist and belittling. Don't be a douche.
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As someone who identifies as douchekin, I find your comment highly triggering.
 
Dawill said:
I just remember having fabric mousepads and them being a magnet for filth. Then that got stuck on my balls and I had to take my mouse apart regularly to scrub my balls.

I would rather have my hands all over a ball-less optical mouse all day than going back to the 90's with dirty balls.
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Yup. I just fixed a mouse in an office here by blowing it a couple seconds instead of having to take it's ball out and washing it.
 
Duuuude!

Mechanical 4 life!

Yeaaaaaaaaah!
 
Dawill said:
I just remember having fabric mousepads and them being a magnet for filth. Then that got stuck on my balls and I had to take my mouse apart regularly to scrub my balls.

I would rather have my hands all over a ball-less optical mouse all day than going back to the 90's with dirty balls.
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Seriously, really?

It can be really fun to get dirty with your balls -- try it sometime!
 
How's about a wireless mouse Corsair?

"Well we were thinking about it, but we surveyed gamers and found they preferred April fools jokes to wireless mice. So we decided to blow our R&D budget making one of those instead."
 
Mr Milquetoast said:
Cue Anita Sarkeesian and other feminazis complaining that this is offensive and exclusionary to female gamers.
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What would she have to complain about? IBM and Lenovo have been making nub pointers for decades. It's males that have been excluded in this case!
 
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