Line of Clothing Designed For Web Surfing

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I don't even know where to start on this one. I am honestly at a complete loss for words. :eek:

That is: These are clothes and accessories for slumping around, binging on Netflix or falling blissfully into some Internet rabbithole that keeps you nearly prone for hours: T-shirts, sweatpants, hoodies, etc., chosen for comfort above all.
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Looks like the same crap you can buy at Walmart for 3 times the price.

And their website looks like Geocities from 1999 :eek:
As a press release on the new brand’s charmingly ridiculous site puts it
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And the colors screams LISA FRANK!
 
As opposed to just a soft cotton shirt....

This smells alot like Beats. Market the hell out of something with famous people, mark the price way up and profit. Only in this case I have a comfortable shirt in my drawer. Not that I would ever buy some shitty headphones like Beats either.
 
When I work from home I tend to wear regular business casual cloths (keeps me in the work spirit) ... when I am playing or slacking off then my normal sweats or other slacking off cloths work just fine ... no need to have overpriced special "web" clothes :)
 
The line debuts on Saturday, May 17, at a pop-up shop/exhibit/event titled You Only Live Once, installed at the Holiday Inn SoHo in New York. Prices range from $39.95 to $495.95.

So the price varies from $40 to $500 a piece for these. Someone should "Beats" your ass if you buy this crap.
 
To me, this looks like someone has been aching to wear some Town & Country Surf Designs stuff from the 1980s, but is too cheap to buy the legitimate deal.

I was not aware that the clothes I wear while doing nothing of any consequence could get any more comfortable than they are, and I think the comfort of these clothes are far outweighed by how self-conscious I would be that I look like a time-refugee from the California Mall Wars of 1983-91.
 
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he hopes the garments echo “the stuff that I got at JC Penney’s when I was 12.”
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Prices range from $39.95 to $495.95.
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Wait..What?????? I'm pretty sure the stuff you got at J.C Penny when you were 12 probably Capped at $39.95...

So, He is launching a Line of sweat pants/shirts and Tshirts with Shitty Photoshop gradient colors in the letters that are nothing more than Screen Printed and has the GALL to charge those kinds of prices for shit that looks like it was designed for Trailer park trash?...What in the ....I'm not sure who I have more contempt for here..this asshole or the Tools that will buy this shit.
 
Dekoth-E- said:
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Wait..What?????? I'm pretty sure the stuff you got at J.C Penny when you were 12 probably Capped at $39.95...

So, He is launching a Line of sweat pants/shirts and Tshirts with Shitty Photoshop gradient colors in the letters that are nothing more than Screen Printed and has the GALL to charge those kinds of prices for shit that looks like it was designed for Trailer park trash?...What in the ....I'm not sure who I have more contempt for here..this asshole or the Tools that will buy this shit.
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I'm going to have to go with the Drones that are buying this shit. After Beats all you can find in most retail places are highly overpriced mediocre headphones from all sorts of makers. Now we are going to get stupidly overpriced clothes in retail outlets because they can again. This is marketing/branding at its horrific worst.
 
If it's for fitness or Active, it's probably pretty comfortable for being lethargic and won't have much friction.

I have basketball shorts and don't play.
 
People are going to look at that and think you're gay. Also, you can get it at Target without the logo for $15.

If you're going to charge someone $500 for a shirt it should at least come with solar panels to charge your phone.
 
Sweats and a wife beater in the summer and sweats and a thermal long sleeve in the winter. You can send your checks to me make them out to c.ash. stories like these make me sad that I work 50 to 60 hours a week for a check instead of scamming retards.
 
Dumbest. Idea. Ever.

I can buy comfortable cheap sweats and tees at Target without their tacky "rainbow" lettering.

Who in their right mind is going to buy their crap?
 
This clothing just screams, I've totally given up. I wouldn't be caught dead in this stuff.
 
I only buy clothes at the thrift store anyway. All my clothes have to be all natural (cotton, wool), too. Honestly I'm surprised at some of the nice stuff people just donate away...
 
Are they serious?!
I'm pretty sure people in a gay parade wouldn't be caught dead in those outfits!
 
So. Lemme guess. Big velcro flap over the crotch for free-wanking action when hitting porn sites...
 
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