Tracking Santa The [H]ard Way

For those of you tracking Santa's progress via Norad's Santa Tracker, we have some aditional information that will help you follow jolly Saint Nick. Santa and a helper are facing DUI charges in Poland after wrecking his sleigh. Apparently he was released in time to rob a bank (those gifts aren't cheap) before conducting a live chat Q&A session. Despite all the hullabaloo, the FAA has cleared Santa for take off so cross your fingers that Kris Kringle doesn't get shot with a pellet gun again or end up back in jail with the Grinch!

lol, these are hilarious!

At this precise moment he is flying over Afghanistan spreading gifts......

Yea....... I don't think it works like that over there.

[H]o [H]o [H]o as the saying goes....

^ What happens if he flies too low over Afghanistan....or Alabama, I guess.

I occasionally view it just to see what are the country/places names out there and where they are located.

I think the gifts counter could use some improvement though, Santa seems to be delivering gifts all the time even when he's flying across the ocean

Must have got mistaken for an Amazon drone!

My bad bro...
Shouldn't have spiked his egg nog.