FBI Battling Sexting Among Its Employees

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I know it may be hard to believe but the FBI are people too. Naked picture sending, flirty text sending horndogs...but they are still people. :D

It sounds like the plot of a bad movie: bugging your boss' office. Sending naked photos around to co-workers. Sexting in the office. Paying for sex in a massage parlor. But it all happened in the federal agency whose motto is "fidelity, bravery, integrity" -- the FBI.
 
mmmmm, dana scully :D

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Fidelity - Make sure the images are at least 10mp!
Bravery - Sometimes people don't shave.
Integrity - Pick a partner and stick with it!
 
Some of those cases are pretty bad.
The one who was sexting got a 5 day suspension.

FBI employee caught in child porn sting operation. Admitted purchasing and viewing dvds of naked boys.
That one got fired.

There's an FBI employee who didn't file & pay taxes for 3 years. 10 -day suspension
Sex @ massage parlor: 14-day suspension
sexting using personal cellphone: 10-day suspension.


So the golden question:
If you wanted a 10 or 14 day vacation (suspension), which would you pick?
 
There's an FBI employee who didn't file & pay taxes for 3 years. 10 -day suspension
Sex @ massage parlor: 14-day suspension
sexting using personal cellphone: 10-day suspension.

That seems pretty unfair compared to the rest of them.
 
I will need to see pics to say if the punishment is justifiable.
 
In all fairness, they have 36,000 employees and amongst so many some are bound to be bad.

But think of all the opportunities for puns and role-playing. Those texts better be creative

"urgent message from the Federal Bureau of Insemination"
"We're still looking for the one-eyed terrorist. Often accompanied by two nut-jobs"
Pretty much everything involving "penal code".

I would have a field day with it :D
 
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