Google Image Search Tweak Makes Porn Harder To Find

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Google has announced today that they want to make you work harder to see porn.

We are not censoring any adult content, and want to show users exactly what they are looking for -- but we aim not to show sexually-explicit results unless a user is specifically searching for them. We use algorithms to select the most relevant results for a given query. If you're looking for adult content, you can find it without having to change the default setting -- you just may need to be more explicit in your query if your search terms are potentially ambiguous. The image search settings now work the same way as in web search.
 
Think of the children.

Now how can they use Google as a proxy to see tiny porn images at school.

Damn you, Google.
 
Meh, seems if you are using an image search, and type in boobs, you want images of just that. If your are researching boobs, you'd be using the web search.
 
Hey it's important to WORK for your porn ... if you can find it too easy you start taking it for granted ... if you have to jump through a few hoops you really appreciate your porn that much more when you get it ... the only downside is that work productivity could drop since now people have to spend more time finding their inappropriate websites :D
 
Welp, I guess I'll be a little more precise and refine the search string for hairy midgets riding bareback on Shetland pony's chasing after frolicking maids without undergarments. :eek:
 
oh nooooo! where will i find all my porn... oh right , in Death Princess dropbox....
 
Four of the most effective words to enact tyranny: "It's for the children."
 
I lol'd at this...
you just may need to be more explicit in your query
"You weren't using enough dirty words, please be more explicit in your search for explicit materials".
Four of the most effective words to enact tyranny: "It's for the children."
Indeed, the tyranny of having to be specific when searching for porn! Err, or something. How dare google make it so when you use THEIR service to search for porn you have to be specific that you want to search for porn :rolleyes:
 
I lol'd at this...

"You weren't using enough dirty words, please be more explicit in your search for explicit materials".

Indeed, the tyranny of having to be specific when searching for porn! Err, or something. How dare google make it so when you use THEIR service to search for porn you have to be specific that you want to search for porn :rolleyes:

Exactly ... best not to have any rude surprises when you search for a 12 inch dongle ... it would be nice to have the search verify my parameters ... "Do you prefer computers parts or some guys junk?" ... definitely don't need to mix those up :eek:

searching for pictures of "Cute little pussies" could go several different directions as well ... good if it defaults to little kitten photos :p
 
Indeed, the tyranny of having to be specific when searching for porn! Err, or something. How dare google make it so when you use THEIR service to search for porn you have to be specific that you want to search for porn :rolleyes:

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Exactly ... best not to have any rude surprises when you search for a 12 inch dongle ... it would be nice to have the search verify my parameters ... "Do you prefer computers parts or some guys junk?" ... definitely don't need to mix those up :eek:

searching for pictures of "Cute little pussies" could go several different directions as well ... good if it defaults to little kitten photos :p

So from now on you'll have to be specific in your searches for 12 inch penises and cute little vaginas so you don't accidentally stumble across electronic components and cats. :D
 
Exactly ... best not to have any rude surprises when you search for a 12 inch dongle ... it would be nice to have the search verify my parameters ... "Do you prefer computers parts or some guys junk?" ... definitely don't need to mix those up :eek:

searching for pictures of "Cute little pussies" could go several different directions as well ... good if it defaults to little kitten photos :p

+1 to kittens
 
So from now on you'll have to be specific in your searches for 12 inch penises and cute little vaginas so you don't accidentally stumble across electronic components and cats. :D

exactly ... it also improves the vocabulary of the average porn addict since now they need to use more complicated terms :cool:
 
You must be happy, I can't imagine the number of vaginas you've seen in your search for cats :p

I can't imagine the number of fantail goldfish you saw before you bought your stupid comet goldfish! :mad: What were you thinking?
 
It looks like Google is trying to become Apple. Weak.

No ... if they wanted to be like Apple it would become more of a Siri search exercise ...

User: "Please find naked women"
Siri: "Did you mean Snaking ramen"
User: "NO ... HOT NAKED WOMEN"
Siri: "There is a Hot Snaking Ramen restaurant 3 kilometers from you. It is on the edge of a dangerous cliff where the slightest misstep will result in instant death. Would you like directions?"
User: "Screw it ... I'll just use Bing"

:D
 
Bing is better for this specific task anyhow :p
I suspect Google will soon come out with an attack site called 'Boobled', aimed at parents, which demonstrates how porn-friendly Bing is.

Or at least Google would do this if they were as pathetic as the boys in Redmond. Thankfully, they aren't.
 
I suspect Google will soon come out with an attack site called 'Boobled', aimed at parents, which demonstrates how porn-friendly Bing is.

Or at least Google would do this if they were as pathetic as the boys in Redmond. Thankfully, they aren't.

LMAO! ^^^ Winner!
 
I suspect Google will soon come out with an attack site called 'Boobled', aimed at parents, which demonstrates how porn-friendly Bing is.

Or at least Google would do this if they were as pathetic as the boys in Redmond. Thankfully, they aren't.

How about Bingaling? or Bingdong, or Bingboobzled! :D
 
So what you're saying is that when I'm looking for

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safe search on still has porn even when your not looking for it. when i try to find funny pictures using safe words like "awesome job!" or "good job!" or "motivational poster funny"
= results + boobies + porn
 
Hell... Google, Bing etc. can not even filter/delete gay men porn pictures from an image search request for ONLY straight female & male have sex porn pictures. Google, Bing can not even correctly filter half the content that does not, is not want a straight sexed user requests. Terrible search results NO matter how the user types in for STRAIGHT couples having sex porn pictures, there's always two dozen man on man pictures! Me thinks Google is a wet Noodle search engine. :D
 
Hell... Google, Bing etc. can not even filter/delete gay men porn pictures from an image search request for ONLY straight female & male have sex porn pictures. Google, Bing can not even correctly filter half the content that does not, is not want a straight sexed user requests. Terrible search results NO matter how the user types in for STRAIGHT couples having sex porn pictures, there's always two dozen man on man pictures! Me thinks Google is a wet Noodle search engine. :D

Just do what I do when you do an image search, close your eyes before the results come up so you don't have to see the boobies or sausages.
 
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