Etsy Bans Sale Of Human Remains

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I'm not trying to be funny here but....shouldn't this be a given? Oddly enough, sales of hair and teeth are still okay though. :eek:

Human remains or body parts (excluding hair and teeth): This includes, but is not limited to, things such as skulls, bones, articulated skeletons, bodily fluids, preserved tissues or organs, and other similar products. (Note: Human hair and teeth are currently allowed, so long as the items comply with other Etsy marketplace rules.)
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Oh this is just great! Now I'm going to have to go back to CraigsList Personals for bodily fluids. So much for having reliable suppliers I could depend on. Thanks for nothing Etsy! :mad:
 
they didn't mention feces.

I'm going to sell some nice fat lincoln logs and get rich
 
SkribbelKat said:
Oh this is just great! Now I'm going to have to go back to CraigsList Personals for bodily fluids. So much for having reliable suppliers I could depend on. Thanks for nothing Etsy! :mad:
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What fluids do you require?

My team and I can produce up to 4 liters a day of any bodily fluid you require.

Here's a list of most of the fluids that we can produce:

  • Amniotic fluid
  • Aqueous humour and vitreous humour
  • Bile
  • Blood serum
  • Breast milk
  • Cerebrospinal fluid
  • Cerumen (earwax)
  • chyle
  • Endolymph and perilymph
  • Female ejaculate
  • Gastric acid
  • Gastric juice
  • Mucus (including nasal drainage and phlegm)
  • Peritoneal fluid
  • Pleural fluid
  • Pus
  • Saliva
  • Sebum (skin oil)
  • Semen
  • Sweat
  • Tears
  • Vaginal secretion
  • Vomit
  • Urine

For more info and pricing information just PM me! :)
 
DeathPrincess said:
You mad, Kat? :p
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Yes! I mad! :mad:

JoeUser said:
What fluids do you require?

My team and I can produce up to 4 liters a day of any bodily fluid you require.

Here's a list of most of the fluids that we can produce:

  • Amniotic fluid
  • Aqueous humour and vitreous humour
  • Bile
  • Blood serum
  • Breast milk
  • Cerebrospinal fluid
  • Cerumen (earwax)
  • chyle
  • Endolymph and perilymph
  • Female ejaculate
  • Gastric acid
  • Gastric juice
  • Mucus (including nasal drainage and phlegm)
  • Peritoneal fluid
  • Pleural fluid
  • Pus
  • Saliva
  • Sebum (skin oil)
  • Semen
  • Sweat
  • Tears
  • Vaginal secretion
  • Vomit
  • Urine

For more info and pricing information just PM me! :)
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I'll take the pus and cerebrospinal fluid. The rest of what I want, I can make myself or pay my neighbors to produce, I guess. *razzum frazzum* Etsy *frazzum*
 
Lincoln Logs? Plus you can charge extra for the "Chunky" and "Extra-chunky" versions too!.....:p
 
JoeUser said:
What fluids do you require?

My team and I can produce up to 4 liters a day of any bodily fluid you require.

Here's a list of most of the fluids that we can produce:

  • Amniotic fluid
  • Aqueous humour and vitreous humour
  • Bile
  • Blood serum
  • Breast milk
  • Cerebrospinal fluid
  • Cerumen (earwax)
  • chyle
  • Endolymph and perilymph
  • Female ejaculate
  • Gastric acid
  • Gastric juice
  • Mucus (including nasal drainage and phlegm)
  • Peritoneal fluid
  • Pleural fluid
  • Pus
  • Saliva
  • Sebum (skin oil)
  • Semen
  • Sweat
  • Tears
  • Vaginal secretion
  • Vomit
  • Urine

For more info and pricing information just PM me! :)
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Vaginal fluid and semen eh?
You're a, uhh, person, of many talents.
 
SkribbelKat said:
Oh this is just great! Now I'm going to have to go back to CraigsList Personals for bodily fluids. So much for having reliable suppliers I could depend on. Thanks for nothing Etsy! :mad:
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Screw CL! I just double checked [H]'s FS/T rules section and guess what?, THEY DON'T BAN IT THERE!!!!
 
So glad I didn't go to Iraq and Afghanistan, I'd be stuck with no place to sell all the ears I would have collected to make my Col Kurtz necklaces. :eek::rolleyes::confused::cool:
 
JoeUser said:
What fluids do you require?

My team and I can produce up to 4 liters a day of any bodily fluid you require.

Here's a list of most of the fluids that we can produce:

  • Amniotic fluid
  • Aqueous humour and vitreous humour
  • Bile
  • Blood serum
  • Breast milk
  • Cerebrospinal fluid
  • Cerumen (earwax)
  • chyle
  • Endolymph and perilymph
  • Female ejaculate
  • Gastric acid
  • Gastric juice
  • Mucus (including nasal drainage and phlegm)
  • Peritoneal fluid
  • Pleural fluid
  • Pus
  • Saliva
  • Sebum (skin oil)
  • Semen
  • Sweat
  • Tears
  • Vaginal secretion
  • Vomit
  • Urine

For more info and pricing information just PM me! :)
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There's some fluids there that I'd be might impressed if you can produce 4 litres a day :p
 
Tudz said:
There's some fluids there that I'd be might impressed if you can produce 4 litres a day :p
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I'm sure he has more than one output source for those fluids lol. Or by the end of the day he would be shooting blanks :D.
 
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