Mark Zuckerberg Gets Married

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Well, at least we all know what it would take to get Mark Zuckerberg to marry his girlfriend of nine years: she had to graduate from Med School and he had to be worth over a Billion dollars. Both criteria were met. :D The couple were married in their backyard in a ceremony the 100 guests thought was supposed to be celebrating Priscilla Chan’s graduation. Congratulations to Mr.& Mrs. Zuckerberg.
 
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Melon said:
HardOCP, where the weekend news is as entertaining as a 450 lb stripper. :D
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Well it would be quite interesting to see that to be honest. Must get some crazy beer goggles for that :D
 
Wow, could they look any more happier? LOL look at the way he is gripping her hand, is she going to run away soon?

Very underwhelmed
 
Her: I finally got it after all this time of pretending I gave a shit (not him, his money). Time to call up the family ninjas.

Him: Wow, that camera guy has some sexy ass cheek bones. I wonder how smooth his.... (Hey wifey, no one suspects anything do they?)

Me: Where does this little fucker live? (I mean exact address...no reason. I'll hide my source)
 
Zuckerburg is a twit. I hope people migrate from Facebook to a better alternative in the near future. So sick of hearing about Facebook.
 
Major billionaire geek marries super hot petite asian chick...never could have guessed!!!
 
|-Goku-| said:
Gonna laugh when she divorces him and takes his money.
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Not likely. Though I would get a kick out of it.


Ehren8879 said:
They are sure to have ugly babies
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HIGHLY likely. Though they will probably be much better looking than anyone that carries the surname "Gates".


entropism said:
Except...

http://thinkprogress.org/economy/2012/05/15/484452/facebook-zuckerberg-avoid-taxes/?mobile=nc
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I take that back. Fuckerberg is a turd. FWIW, adblock has been doing a great job blocking those FB ads, denying them the .0005 cents of revenue they would get every time I play those mindless Zynga games. I can't believe I just admitted that I play Zynga games. But I digress...
 
I wish I was amazed that almost every single post in this thread is reprehensible and pathetic.

I just wanted to say "wow, quite a week for Mark Zuckerberg."
 
Facebook is the biggest internet bubble ever! When it'll pop.... it'll make a quite some fireworks!
 
Who the hell is he? Ok I searched him out...... Ive never had a facebook account so I wouldnt know. Think if he were wealthy he would have a sweet ass wife. Im 41 and if I was wealthy ide be like most older male stars. Have a 25-30 year old sweet ass wife with a prenum. Most agree??
 
He better have a pre-nup signed in his favor because getting married before his company goe spublic seems kinda stupid on his part.
 
I pay very little attention to him and this only caught my attention because it hit front page here. I had never seen his GF to be honest. IO am more than a little surprised that a 28 year old billionaire couldn't do better than that.
 
MajorDomo said:
Well, at least we all know what it would take to get Mark Zuckerberg to marry his girlfriend of nine years: she had to graduate from Med School and he had to be worth over a Billion dollars. Both criteria were met. :D The couple were married in their backyard in a ceremony the 100 guests thought was supposed to be celebrating Priscilla Chan’s graduation. Congratulations to Mr.& Mrs. Zuckerberg.
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Yawn......
 
Have I fallen into an alternate reality in which the [H] is no longer a computer hardware site? Who marries what is something I'll look in on at MSN thanks.

On an aside...the spouse...WOOF!
 
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