The All-In-One Virus Removal, Website Design and Tanning Salon

$99 spyware removal rolf. how much for that dog in the window? :D
 
I went over there the other day with my laptop, but I think they messed up. My laptop is now stunningly tan, and that head cold I've been fighting for a week is gone.

Not complaining.
 
Sounds like a bunch of people didn't have the money to all rent their own storefronts, so they pooled together their resources. That's what the new mom & pop stores look like from what I can tell.
 
Gotta do something after the Government Imposed a 10% tax on accelerated cancer shops
 
i dont know but id really like to start charging that much to friends who constantly fucks up their computers after a just a week since you reformatted it. (oh hey dude yeah, your work sucks coz, ya know, after you reinstalled my pc, its again broke, I swear I didnt do anything, now it says my viagra offering is now available, I keep clicking okay, but it seems it wont give it, what's up with your work yo?)
 
Why are you guys surprised? $99 for that is cheap. I know all places around me in NW indiana that i know of charge about $350. Was in Texas last week and while talking with some people we were talking about the cost of virus removal and stuff like that at places and how they rip people off, same price down there. So I would assume that $350ish is a common price at a lot of places then.

That said that really is a wide ass range of services. But sounds good though, somebody is having PC issues or needs VHS -> DVD, instead of them just sitting around you can sell them services for themself also while they wait. Maximize your profit.
 
Looks photoshopped to me. The words virus spyware removal aren't evenly spaced, it was probably some kind of hair removal before. And the other just placed in the window.
 
What if I want a sammich? Y'know, in between waiting for my VHS to DVD and a tanning booth to open up?
 
Damn Skippy. Drop off your PC, get a Tan, Pick up your PC... Might actually get a few geeks to meet girls this way. I like it!
 
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Do you think a hair salon/computer repair/audio install shop would work? We're both adept at running printing presses, too. I need a bigger building.
 
Before I click the link, I bet its in Asia somewhere based on the random services in one spot.

Ok, yeah I am 99% sure now.... but its in America so I am half-right ;)

I do not see this as odd.... rather its probably a new immigrant guy who is trying to make his own small business out of his family nail place because he can't afford his own business rent yet. Its slightly weird, but ya gotta do what ya gotta do to make some legal bread sometimes.

American businesses FTW!
 
lol, yeah.

Unlimited* is more like it

* (unlimited, meaning up to the amount we no longer profit off of you)

I hope the FCC makes a law on this unlimited greed thing the broadband companies of America have fabricated for themselves (95% of the total 8 companies running the wired/wireless broadband monopoly, anyways)
 
I once went into a shop in Mccaysville, Tennessee that was a combination gun shop and PC store.
 
Do they offer happy endings for both my gaming rig and me? :D
 
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