I'LL BE DIPPED!
See the shiny cover on the right? I pulled the main board out and cooked it in the oven at 400F for 10 min with a 30 min cool down on the rack. The only thing the suffered was a small plastic flip cover for the optical audio out.
Right now it is up and running Aliens, I'm going to let it loop for a few days and see if it craps out.