Win A Hi-Tech Toilet

[Steve]

Ever dreamt of having a toilet with a built in laptop and flatscreen TV (http://www.hardocp.com/news.html?news=MjM5OTMsLCxobmV3cywsLDE=)? If you answered “yes” to that question, Roto-Rooter is giving one away. It comes with a laptop, TV, iPod and speakers and a built in Xbox console.

Ohio-based Roto-Rooter says its "Pimped Out John" is designed to "fulfill all your wildest bathroom dreams". Special features include an iPod music player and speakers, an Xbox video game console, a refrigerator filled with drinks and snacks and a cycling exercise machine.

[Ockie]

Here is the direct link...

http://www.rotorooter.com/john/index.php

[Negative Decibel]

wow. gotta get one of these...

[XorCist]

i dont know if im supposed to be happy that ill be spending more time in the bathroom or saddened that ill be spending more time in the bathroom

[GJSNeptune]

i dont know if im supposed to be happy that ill be spending more time in the bathroom or saddened that ill be spending more time in the bathroom

Depends on your marital status :D

[markt435]

so does this mean ppl are gonna get so distracted by playing xbox they might forget to wipe their ass for an hour???? ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

also what happens when you go to take a shower and all the steam fucks with the electronics? better unplug it all before you turn the hot water on.

[XorCist]

Depends on your marital status :D

well my wife thinks i spend too much time in there as it is...sooo......

[GJSNeptune]

well my wife thinks i spend too much time in there as it is...sooo......

Depends on your marital status/issues :D

Corrected. :p

[Jiffylush]

Strip it for parts?

My favorite part is the kegerator!

Btw, the series 2 is like a slap in the face! (hello, HD?)

[Exavior]

Maybe it is just me but I would hate to see the person that would actually use the thing. I wouldn't mind having all the stuff to put somewhere else, but there is no way I would actually use it as it comes.

[UrielDagda]

My question is.. What bathroom is that thing supposed to actually fit in to?

[masteraleph]

Sound's to me like they stole the Man's Bathroom idea from Home Improvement...

[Ockie]

I would strip it or I would ebay it.

[On the Lam]

since toilet water is always so cold, can you say 'water cooling'

[farscapesg1]

Hmm, not sure about pedalling while dropping a load :eek:

[GJSNeptune]

Hmm, not sure about pedalling while dropping a load :eek:

It's to prevent muscle atrophy after you've been sitting on it for twelve hours.

I'd also recommend bending down to pedal with your arms so they don't fall off either :D

[twatt]

A fridge beside a toilet. Ya, that's a real good idea. Not too many germs in the crapper.

Who the hell eats while droppin a steamer.

[orvil01]

A fridge beside a toilet. Ya, that's a real good idea. Not too many germs in the crapper.

Who the hell eats while droppin a steamer.


thats a kegarator not much room for food in there

[LOCO LAPTOP]

why would you drink a beer while taking a steamer?

[Ockie]

why would you drink a beer while taking a steamer?



You don't!??!

[Lou Ceifer]

Ahhh, finally. The perfect living solution for all hardcore MMORPG players out there. Now you can eat, poop, watch the news on TV, your favorite shows and game on WoW without ever taking a step away from the computer. Sleeping is optional however for most WoW'ers and other MMORPGers I suspect anyway. ;) :D :D :D

As they say, necessity is the mother of invention. :cool:

[GJSNeptune]

Ahhh, finally. The perfect living solution for all hardcore MMORPG players out there. Now you can eat, poop, watch the news on TV, your favorite shows and game on WoW without ever taking a step away from the computer. Sleeping is optional however for most WoW'ers and other MMORPGers I suspect anyway. ;) :D :D :D

Then you'd need to bring in a mini-fridge for food and have someone else keep stocking food and kegs. Boy would that be a nice person/robot :D

[LOCO LAPTOP]

You don't!??!

underage :(

[GJSNeptune]

underage :(

Like that stops anybody. :p